What happens when ur parents get mad cuz u didn't do HW or didn't clean room? What it wife gets all mad and naggy cuz ur "not spendin time wit her and drinkin 2 much" well then grab a lighter and BAM!!!!!! light ur purple smoke bomb and RUN BITCH RUN! Oh but wait! U dont have 1???????? Thats what im here for. Ima tell u how to make ur own anti-nag smoke bomb.
1. Get ur mats! cant make sumthin if u dont got the stuff to make it!
-SUGAR!!!mmmmmm (even table sugar!)
-KNO3 aka saltpepper (u can get in sum gardening stores in fertlilizing section!)
-skillet or pan
-sum nice ol aluminun foil
2.Poor sugar and KNO3 into skillet (u want the KNO3 to be larger than the amt of sugar, about a 5:3 ratio). Stir that in large strokes.
3.Apply LOW heat WARNING!!!!:if u see grains of sugar start to melt REMOVE FROM HEAT AND REDICE THE TEMP OF FIA (fire)!!!!
4.Basicly ure caramelizing the sugar. The mixture will melt and become a caramel color. Keep on heat and stir until liqufied!
5.Poor into foil. (Cool thing is that u can make the foil any shape and the shape will affect burning pattern)
6.Finally the annyoing part; cleanup. U usually want to get ur wife or ur mom 2 do this part cuz its borin (haha evi >
) U can clean it normally immediately but if ur not gonna clean it soon poor hot water onto pan rly quick b4 u leave it there (if u dont it will be impossible to clean) then clean up all the shit u spilled (well actualy u dont have to if u want mini smoke bombs on the stove!)
7.Let it cooL!
8. Light it up and RUN BITCH RUN!!! OPTIONAL: put a wick in the smoke bomb when its coolin for easier lightin.
9. I'm sorry this was long and im sry that u cant make colored smoke bombs unless u can get sum pretty good chemichals froma lab but fer now ill tell u those chems
GREEN
-synthetic indigo 26%
-Auramine 15%
-potasium chlorate 35%
-lactose 26%
-mix this in wit the stirrin step
YOU R SOOO WELCOME GRIMM THIS WILL SAVE U FROM EVI IN BED ALOT OF TIMES SO KEEP A FEW HANDY!
Subject: VERY VERY VERY USFUL! 
Mon Apr 14, 2008 7:12 pm
